Kippogkablagfas is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, merciless otter.

Kippogkablagfas created the Tadpole Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kippogkablagfas, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kippogkablagfas, he will be very unhappy.

Kippogkablagfas' most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Kippogkablagfas' Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three moths approach from the north.

2. Always help ducks.

3. Run away from black hamsters, for they are unholy.

4. Always wear mauve.

5. Retreat if eight rats approach from the south.