Kippogkablagfas is a god.
He takes the form of a very fat, merciless
otter.
Kippogkablagfas created the Tadpole Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kippogkablagfas, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Kippogkablagfas, he will be very unhappy.
Kippogkablagfas' most sacred site is Aranganur in India.
Kippogkablagfas' Holy Commandments1. Hide if three moths approach from the north.
2. Always help ducks.
3. Run away from black hamsters, for they are unholy.
4. Always wear mauve.
5. Retreat if eight rats approach from the south.