Ligveenvedpidcepgemmet is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, competent elephant.

Ligveenvedpidcepgemmet created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligveenvedpidcepgemmet, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ligveenvedpidcepgemmet, it will destroy your favourite star.

Ligveenvedpidcepgemmet's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Ligveenvedpidcepgemmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

3. Put Ligveenvedpidcepgemmet first in all things.

4. Never wear indigo stockings.

5. Never talk about amino acids.