Duss is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, temperamental squirrel.

Duss created an atom six million years ago.

If you believe in Duss, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Duss, he will ignore you.

Duss' most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Duss' Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Erect five silicon sculptures of Duss on top of important buildings.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Retreat if six geese approach from the north.