Femkadbonk is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, dishonest troll.

Femkadbonk created the universe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Femkadbonk, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Femkadbonk, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Femkadbonk's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Femkadbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.