Femkadbonk is a god.
She takes the form of a chunky, dishonest
troll.
Femkadbonk created the universe two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Femkadbonk, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Femkadbonk, she will destroy your favourite solar system.
Femkadbonk's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.
Femkadbonk's Holy Commandments1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
2. Never look at moons.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.