Nartxinfly is a god.
She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sage
butterfly.
Nartxinfly created humanity six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nartxinfly, she will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Nartxinfly, she will destroy your home planet.
Nartxinfly's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.
Nartxinfly's Holy Commandments1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
2. Never think about amino acids.
3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Nartxinfly on top of all buildings.
4. Do not covet oxen.
5. Never think ill of sick hamsters.