Metflanmab is a god.
It takes the form of a microscopic, idiotic
crane.
Metflanmab created the planet Jupiter eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Metflanmab, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Metflanmab, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Metflanmab's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.
Metflanmab's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fire.
2. Put Metflanmab first in all things.
3. Hide if six snails approach from the east.
4. Always obey Metflanmab's priests.
5. Never go into orange rooms.