Xengat is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, clever yak.

Xengat created everything that exists seven million years ago.

If you believe in Xengat, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Xengat, it will turn you into a plant.

Xengat's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Xengat's Holy Commandments

1. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Xengat loves pigs, so they must be respected.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Xengat on top of all buildings.