Pomkabsasrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, egotistical lobster.

Pomkabsasrutt created the Sombrero Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pomkabsasrutt, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pomkabsasrutt, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pomkabsasrutt's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Pomkabsasrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Do not listen to music.