Vag is a god.
She takes the form of a heavy, unthoughtful
bat.
Vag created humankind eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Vag, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Vag, she will destroy your home galaxy.
Vag's most sacred site is Gassin in France.
Vag's Holy Commandments1. Never think about asteroids.
2. Never write about galaxies.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
5. Do not listen to music.