Cidfemjig is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, charitable fish.

Cidfemjig created a Higgs boson eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidfemjig, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cidfemjig, she will refuse to believe in you.

Cidfemjig's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Cidfemjig's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into black rooms.

2. Cidfemjig loves ants, so they must be respected.

3. You must love Cidfemjig.

4. Worship no other gods but Cidfemjig.

5. Cidfemjig loves shrews, so they must be honoured.