Kindumziggodpogrowrutkar is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, effective naga.

Kindumziggodpogrowrutkar created the Cigar Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kindumziggodpogrowrutkar, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kindumziggodpogrowrutkar, she will turn you into a snail.

Kindumziggodpogrowrutkar's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Kindumziggodpogrowrutkar's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kindumziggodpogrowrutkar.

3. Never hurt nematodes.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never mention snails.