Vadhongud is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, all-powerful bat.

Vadhongud created silver six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadhongud, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vadhongud, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Vadhongud's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Vadhongud's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

2. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.