Gamhat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, annoying tapir.

Gamhat created the Whirlpool Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gamhat, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gamhat, she will turn you into a rat.

Gamhat's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Gamhat's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bread.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not listen to music.