Stragsawlip Geb is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, all-powerful swallow.

Stragsawlip Geb created energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragsawlip Geb, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Stragsawlip Geb, he will destroy your home solar system.

Stragsawlip Geb's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Stragsawlip Geb's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always help horses in need.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. You must love Stragsawlip Geb.

5. Do not drink alcohol.
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