Zenzigfly is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, two-faced skunk.

Zenzigfly created gold seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zenzigfly, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zenzigfly, he will think nothing of it.

Zenzigfly's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Zenzigfly's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. You must never eat lemons.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Do not listen to music.