Jipdoss is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, omniscient elephant.

Jipdoss created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Jipdoss, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jipdoss, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Jipdoss' most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Jipdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in green rooms.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

4. Always treat bats with great respect.

5. Never write about cell theory.