Sastimtan is a god.
She takes the form of a large, humorless
crane.
Sastimtan created the Sol system four years ago.
If you believe in
Sastimtan, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Sastimtan, she will turn you into a mole.
Sastimtan's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.
Sastimtan's Holy Commandments1. Never feed bread to birds while wearing yellow skirts.
2. Never write about gravity.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.