Cemmum is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, sapient dragon.

Cemmum created bats two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cemmum, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cemmum, she will turn you into a mouse.

Cemmum's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Cemmum's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always help sick snails.

4. Do not kill dolphins.

5. Run away if eight rats approach from the south.