Stigpibkon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, wise capybara.

Stigpibkon created the planet Earth four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stigpibkon, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Stigpibkon, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Stigpibkon's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Stigpibkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never hurt shrews.