Bumpiddut Flylakbanwad is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, overgenerous hippopotamus.

Bumpiddut Flylakbanwad created a top quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumpiddut Flylakbanwad, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bumpiddut Flylakbanwad, it will not care at all.

Bumpiddut Flylakbanwad's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Bumpiddut Flylakbanwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not trade with those who eat corn.