Hughabfar is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, witless spider.

Hughabfar created the world six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hughabfar, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hughabfar, it will turn you into a worm.

Hughabfar's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Hughabfar's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from pink otters, for they are unholy.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Hughabfar loves eagles, so they must be respected.

4. Hide if five birds approach from the south.

5. Always help badgers.