Gomsomwiphennilldap is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unfair lobster.

Gomsomwiphennilldap created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gomsomwiphennilldap, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gomsomwiphennilldap, it will turn you into a mole.

Gomsomwiphennilldap's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Gomsomwiphennilldap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not take Gomsomwiphennilldap's name in vain.

5. Worship no other gods but Gomsomwiphennilldap.