Bosscubhattimnarlbem is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, confident cat.

Bosscubhattimnarlbem created a down quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bosscubhattimnarlbem, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bosscubhattimnarlbem, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bosscubhattimnarlbem's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Bosscubhattimnarlbem's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured grasshopers.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Never go into violet rooms.

5. Never hurt bats.
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