Gonlatcit is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, overgenerous shark.

Gonlatcit created Asia two million years ago.

If you believe in Gonlatcit, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gonlatcit, it will destroy your favourite star.

Gonlatcit's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Gonlatcit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Never hurt goats.

5. Put Gonlatcit first in all things.