Yattbagyar is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, slow fox.

Yattbagyar created the world three million years ago.

If you believe in Yattbagyar, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yattbagyar, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Yattbagyar's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Yattbagyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. You must never eat oranges.

4. Run away if seven ants approach from the south.

5. Never sit in holy places.