Ransterjan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, all-knowing hydra.

Ransterjan created gold four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ransterjan, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ransterjan, it will refuse to believe in you.

Ransterjan's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Ransterjan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

5. Never think about cell theory.