Labnilnell is a god.
He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, confident
snail.
Labnilnell created tapeworms eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Labnilnell, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Labnilnell, he will not care.
Labnilnell's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.
Labnilnell's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Never laugh near badgers.
3. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.
4. Never think about nebulae.
5. Run away from indigo great tits, for they are unholy.