Tiplarnligfabgupveddubrutt is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, sage meerkat.

Tiplarnligfabgupveddubrutt created life seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiplarnligfabgupveddubrutt, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tiplarnligfabgupveddubrutt, it will have a low opinion of you.

Tiplarnligfabgupveddubrutt's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Tiplarnligfabgupveddubrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in red rooms.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.