Fobbudgud is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, selfish rat.

Fobbudgud created a strange quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobbudgud, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fobbudgud, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fobbudgud's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Fobbudgud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Fobbudgud on top of all buildings.

3. Always help whales in need.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

5. Always look after injured pigs.