Jipcinhak is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, compassionate human.

Jipcinhak created the planet Mars two years ago.

If you believe in Jipcinhak, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jipcinhak, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Jipcinhak's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Jipcinhak's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Jipcinhak must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not listen to music.