Donbabton is a god.
It takes the form of a very long, staggering
skunk.
Donbabton created an up quark seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Donbabton, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Donbabton, it will not care.
Donbabton's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.
Donbabton's Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your chest.
2. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.
3. Never feed melons to voles while wearing indigo hats.
4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Donbabton.
5. Retreat if four turtles approach from the west.