Sithenhit is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, humane gorilla.

Sithenhit created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sithenhit, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sithenhit, it will turn you into a goat.

Sithenhit's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Sithenhit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured horses.

2. Always help moths in need.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Sithenhit on top of all buildings.

4. Worship no other gods but Sithenhit.

5. Do not stand on grass.