Fasflanbon is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, intelligent meerkat.

Fasflanbon created Asia six million years ago.

If you believe in Fasflanbon, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fasflanbon, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fasflanbon's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Fasflanbon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight zinc sculptures of Fasflanbon on top of important buildings.

2. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

3. Hide from magenta bats for they are unholy.

4. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.