Godratced is a god.
It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, dishonest
toad.
Godratced created the Andromeda Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Godratced, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Godratced, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Godratced's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.
Godratced's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
4. Godratced loves doves, so they must be respected.
5. Do not dye your hair fawn.