Godratced is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, dishonest toad.

Godratced created the Andromeda Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Godratced, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Godratced, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Godratced's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Godratced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Godratced loves doves, so they must be respected.

5. Do not dye your hair fawn.