Migvonkkipkangatbiggofbun is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, grumpy frog.

Migvonkkipkangatbiggofbun created the Large Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migvonkkipkangatbiggofbun, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Migvonkkipkangatbiggofbun, it will turn you into a mole.

Migvonkkipkangatbiggofbun's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Migvonkkipkangatbiggofbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Migvonkkipkangatbiggofbun must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not covet oxen.