Dotwikfon is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, emotional hedgehog.

Dotwikfon created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotwikfon, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Dotwikfon, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dotwikfon's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Dotwikfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Dotwikfon loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

5. Always help sick geese.