Govsadrig is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, sapient crab.

Govsadrig created humanity three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Govsadrig, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Govsadrig, he will cry a lot.

Govsadrig's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Govsadrig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. You must never eat coconuts.