Besscetpon is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, all-knowing owl.

Besscetpon created the Large Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Besscetpon, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Besscetpon, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Besscetpon's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Besscetpon's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat spinach.

2. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Besscetpon.

4. Besscetpon loves dogs, so they must be respected.

5. Never think about cell theory.