Rilflatnell is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, wise bat.

Rilflatnell created humanity seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilflatnell, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rilflatnell, it will turn you into a slug.

Rilflatnell's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Rilflatnell's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into pink rooms.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Always treat shrews with great respect.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never jump in holy places.