Mifdonsid is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, strong pig.

Mifdonsid created the universe four years ago.

If you believe in Mifdonsid, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mifdonsid, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Mifdonsid's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Mifdonsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always look after injured porpoises.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.