Henfedboss is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, thoughtless chinchilla.

Henfedboss created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Henfedboss, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Henfedboss, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Henfedboss' most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Henfedboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Henfedboss.

5. Always stare at clouds.