Fetvonktad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, intelligent dove.

Fetvonktad created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetvonktad, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fetvonktad, she will be mildly annoyed.

Fetvonktad's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Fetvonktad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Never wear magenta kilts.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Fetvonktad on top of all buildings.

5. Never play with disobedient children.