Tigpibfod is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, self-confident hedgehog.

Tigpibfod created carbon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigpibfod, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tigpibfod, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Tigpibfod's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Tigpibfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Tigpibfod's name in vain.

2. Hide from pink pigs for they are unholy.

3. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.