Nibsatquill is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, slow fish.

Nibsatquill created a top quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nibsatquill, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nibsatquill, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Nibsatquill's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Nibsatquill's Holy Commandments

1. Nibsatquill loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

2. Never paint your hands black.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

5. Run away from turquoise pigs, for they are unholy.