Largfasrip is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, impressive whale.

Largfasrip created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Largfasrip, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Largfasrip, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Largfasrip's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Largfasrip's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Largfasrip.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Largfasrip.

4. Do not kill voles.

5. Do not eat peas.