Kadyimdut is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, capable rat.

Kadyimdut created silver four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadyimdut, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kadyimdut, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Kadyimdut's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Kadyimdut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. You must pray to Kadyimdut three times a day.

3. Never think ill of sick foxes.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not cook food in pots.