Wigpagsatlig is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, prudent clam.

Wigpagsatlig created the world five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wigpagsatlig, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wigpagsatlig, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Wigpagsatlig's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Wigpagsatlig's Holy Commandments

1. Wigpagsatlig loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not make images of living things.