Labrilldinflat is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, astonishing crocodile.

Labrilldinflat created the Milkyway three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Labrilldinflat, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Labrilldinflat, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Labrilldinflat's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Labrilldinflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Manatees are not to be trusted.

5. Never look in ponds.