Tabsitgut is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, prudent hare.

Tabsitgut created the Large Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tabsitgut, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tabsitgut, she will throw large rocks at you.

Tabsitgut's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Tabsitgut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

2. Never wear mauve shorts.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Do not commit murder.