Wikappdub is a god.

She takes the form of a large, able wren.

Wikappdub created carbon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wikappdub, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Wikappdub, she will make you grow a tail.

Wikappdub's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Wikappdub's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

3. Always wear magenta.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never go into green rooms.